which the Paparazzi frequent the most.
After the tragic fall out between the oh cho chwweet chocolate boy Shahid and Kareena, Bebo has now seemed to have taken a fancy for men who are way older than her. Finally the realization seems to have dawned upon her that Shahid and she have nothing in common now, except for the surname! Her preferences have slowly graduated from the chocolate boys who can dance their way to bed, to the macho rough and tough looking men, with of course a sensitive twang to them and are capable of playing some musical instrument to serenade her.
I feel the need to mention, here, for some of us who are still oblivious to the fact that Saif has recently discovered in himself a latent talent of playing the guitar, which he does quite effortlessly. This hobby was noticed to be nurtured when he was seen strumming the guitar at the Temptations Show in Atlanta last year. He was also recently seen strumming a few tunes with band 'Parikrama' and 'Strings', where he proudly waived his arm which had a bold tattoo of Ms.Kapoor - his lady love.
Hang on a second, did we read tattoo?! Yes, he is known to have recently tattooed Kareena's name in Hindi on his arm. The grapevine says this noble yet painful inscription took place in Greece while shooting for the film 'Tashan' under the YashRaj banner. Yes people, the love story is supposed to have begun brewing while shooting in that exotic locale. Ah! Who said the place doesn't play a major role in mood building and role playing (literally)?! We have enough substance to prove otherwise.
Now, without getting into topographical details, let me proceed to share some crazy testimonials Saif has given to win his lady love. The first one obviously being the deed of tattooing Kareenas name in Hindi, rather in the Devnagri script, on his arm. When asked lovingly what the gorgeous Bebo would do for him in return, she was said to have promptly agreed to the suggestion of Saif to take her top off for a shot in 'Tashan'and bare it all (for only Saif to see)!! Wah, isko boltey hain 'ek se badh kar ek'...
On another occasion, while chatting with a few friends, they asked him what he would do to prove his love for Kareena. At that Saif was seen to slash his palm with a knife as a sign of testimony to his love. All this happened in the presence of the lady in question, as she was noticed to very painstakingly nurse his bleeding palm thereafter.
He is also known to be extremely possessive and protective about Bebo as seen from an incident which took place in a crowded nightclub while walking through a bunch of excitable idiots. An onlooker passed a comment or brushed passed Kareena and Saif happened to hurl some really life threatening harsh words at the mere mortal. This gesture takes me back to the legendary slap of Govinda's where the victim (an onlooker) might have just been made the butt of a publicity stunt by the actor. Poor souls, I say.
Anyway, it is said that even while his enticing and enchanting damsel Kareena is not with him in person, Saif constantly has her on his mind, or so he claimed to a friend of mine who brought this question up with Saif during his concert in Bangalore, which Kareena unfortunately was unable to attend.
All this and more makes me wonder if I would want to term these happenings (or should I say mishaps) and brand the couple as 'passionately in love' or should I simply say Kareena is Saif's 'flavour of the season' and vice versa?
Tracking the couples past record of relationships individually, I am forced to believe that it's the latter and I hope they prove me wrong someday. Both Saif and Kareena are known to have a roaring and exciting love life in the past and I dare say they have been quite open about it. Link-ups for Saif, a divorcee and father of two, have been quite a few amongst which Rosa' Catalano's name has been very recent. Whereas for Bebo, Shahid took up a lot of space in her life recently where the chemistry between the two was very apparent even in their film 'Jab we met'.
Nevertheless if I am to sum this up in the most unbiased manner possible, results from various opinion polls conducted amongst the common public worldwide state that the Saif and Kareena duo is here to stay and undoubtedly will tie the knot soon.
Let's take a reality check here. The question is will this really happen? Will the wedding bells be ringing for the oh so passionate and I dare say 'sexcited duo' soon? Will Kareena agree to play the step mother of two and second fiddle to Amrita Singh? Will Saif not realize that he is going to be ageing at the speed of light which will be way faster than the ageing process of this delicate darling who is known to have skin like porcelain? Has it never crossed his mind she may not want to wake up to him every morning after 2-3 years? Is he not scared to be called a cradle snatcher all his life? Well, looking at how things are shaping up right now, maybe not. For all we know, the couple may have already run all this through their heads and have come to terms with certain harsh realities, surpassed all the negatives and maybe ready to take the plunge!
You know what is going to be the icing on the cake if the abovementioned comes true? A couple of years from now, people like you and me, will enter a restaurant to find a sizzler named after the passion for which Saif and Kareena were known for. This sizzler will be on the chef's special items list and will be called - chefs special - 'Saifreena Special Sizzler'. This is not all. For those who order the 'Saifreena Special Sizzler' will get a free desert to commemorate the sweetness of love. This sizzling brownie would also be served with extra toppings of love, once again free of cost!
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